It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
Get the source. You mean get the source.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virginsEdging for geeks.
> emerge pussy —deep —pretend
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.
A hole’s a hole.
This is getting better and better.
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
Linux!
i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good
No idea what any of that is.
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not readyIs this beauty? I think this is beauty.
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
Bring out the GIMP!
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Same
People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.
You’re sitting on it
