My Furby terrified me. It would just start talking in the middle of the night so I put it in the closet. It kept talking in the closet as well so I crushed it with my grandma’s hospital bed. I got in huge trouble for that because it actually broke the hospital beds leg raising feature. It got stuck in the raised position and she had to permanently sleep with her legs up until it was replaced.

I like to go grocery shopping at Walmart on Black Friday. I’m not fazed. I was there in the trenches with my aunt for Tickle me Elmo and Beanie Babies. I was born and bred for this.

So far I have saved 3 of your memes in a row without even noticing. ❤️ Thank you