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    Buuuuuttttt mom! The global warming and radiation makes my bed hot!

    No excuses missy, I bought you that geiger counter for Christmas you better use it.

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    “yeah mom… who said I wanted to go out tonight? I want to play video games with my friends all weekend. like I do every weekend” ~ probably the response.

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      You’re missing something about hanging out with my AI girlfriend while playing whatever takes the place of fortnite.

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      I am not terribly bullish on the state of video games in another ten or fifteen years. Seems like enshitification is turning that entire industry into a cesspool.

      We’ll have parents confused as to why their kids keep screaming and shoving away the Torment Nexus box, when they were so fond of playing Don’t Invent The Torment Nexus at that age.

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          No, that’s ‘do you wanna invent the torment nexus? It’s optimal to invent the torment nexus. You don’t have to, of course. Some of your people will be upset and have psychotic breaks if you do. But it’s right there on the tech tree, and you have all the resources youd need, aside from meat-and oh look, you’re being raided because the neighbiring tribe heard you were researching torment nexuses, raided by meaty meaty baseline humans…’ Not ‘do not invent the torment nexus’.

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    “I can’t believe I survived being stuck inside my house for several years!” Says person with no friends who typically never leaves their house anyway.

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      I hear people bitching about not being allowed to go outside, even though where I live you were always to go outside

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        The actual reason for most was from people embarrassed to wear facemasks at the grocery store. Otherwise, most people didn’t go out and socialize very often anyway, most people LOVED having an excuse to cancel the big, annoying jumping-castle birthday party.

        The right capitalized on this petty whinging and made people feel validated for hating to change their habits in the most minor way and played it up to catastrophic levels to secure a rightward swing in the US.

        And it worked fantastically well. This is the generation of apathy and laziness and self-entitlement and the left is equally guilty of succumbing to this long before the pandemic even.

        Everyone is stuck up in their own asses because we have a million different comforts that we cling to and will scream and bargain to not have to make changes.

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          Here people thought they can’t go out to parks or nature even though that was never forbidden. I think American cultural wars played into that

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            The number of people who took their masks off indoors and put them on outside made my goddamn BRAIN melt, and led to one of my larger despair-induced mental health breakdowns.

            I knew it was bad, I knew a lot of people were kind of ignorant… but I had no idea it was THAT bad, I even got alienated from some family groups because I tried to explain germ theory and they said I sounded too hyped up on politics or something to that effect.

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      The trick with being a shut-in is that its only really practical when other people still have to go out and do things on your behalf.

      As soon as you can’t get DoorDash or you A/C fails or the office fires you for clinging to “Work From Home” too long, shit gets real really quickly.

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          Suddenly had a shitload of free time and still getting paid, so I went to the beach for a swim and went on bike rides or walks all the time. I think most people did.

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            Ah, that sounds really nice.

            My job at the time just requested that we work from home whenever possible, so I didn’t gain much extra free time (aside from transit time saved, which I won’t complain about 🙂)

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        Better than being called a boomer or a boomer I suppose, we’d still roll out eyes at them regardless.

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        Millennials are starting to get a bit old to have futire kids. Not impossible obviously, but wouldn’t that apply more to zoomers?

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            I’m not talking about menopause, but about the scenario in the meme. Some millennials already had children five years ago, so what age target are we talking about when we say “when I was your age”?

            I’m and old millennial but even some of my younger friends already have teenagers that lived through the pandemic.

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              I’m 32 and having a kid soon, so not sure where you see the problem? Sure some of them had kids very early, but that doesn’t change the fact many didn’t.

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    Most people social life didn’t really change during the pandemic, thus the pandemic.

    I remember my neighbors, whose mother was a cancer patient, would still had family meetups for diner all weeks.

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      On the other hand, I see the lasting effects isolation did to social skills in kids and teenagers…

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        Yeah fucked up my kis senior year. Didn’t even get to walk across the aisle or have prom. Fucked up. He had just finished a theater project when Covid took hold. Sucked he really enjoy it and had potential. All taken away.

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        It may just be generational changes. I do not socialize same as my parents, and they do not socialize same as their parents.

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          I would guess most people socialize less as the get older. Having kids and constantly drowning in work and household obligations will kill your social life real quick.

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            Depends on what type of socialization you’re referring to. Socializing with coworkers and other parents through your kids activities is not uncommon.

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          I definitely became less domesticated during the pandemic and I’m still not where I was beforehand, socially. I was even in my late twenties when the pandemic hit, so I should be less susceptible than teenagers/younger children were. It was worth it not to kill a bunch of people by spreading disease, but it wasn’t easy.

          That said, I also lived alone and went over 8 months without seeing another person in the flesh, which is unlikely to be the case for younger people.

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        How much of that is modern tech and social media? I’d argue the Gen Z xoome meeting blank stare can be blamed as much on tech as the pandemic. This is the first generation that grew up living as much online as they do in the “real world”

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          This is the first generation that grew up living as much online as they do in the “real world”

          Idk about that. The internet was already heavily adopted by the mid-00s. Millennials are as online as any generation after them. Hell, the Boomers are the most terminally online. Facebook hit the Olds like crack hit the inner cities.

          GenZ might be the first generation that’s self-aware enough to notice how fucked it all is. They’re the ones gagging on the excess of social media and AI slop, which older generations seem to be swallowing placidly.

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          I think, a lot. The shift during the pandemic of requesting uniquely online presence definitely sped up a trend that could already be detected. And because it was unprecedented, “adults” weren’t able to guide younger ones along the transition.

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      Most people social life didn’t really change during the pandemic

      Honestly, I think I got more social during the pandemic. All the neighbors would meet out on the driveways, desperate for something to do other than staring at a screen all day. The parks were full from people who weren’t constantly traveling for work or fun. Kids and parents alike were out and about because they didn’t need to waste time commuting.

      Everyone slathered themselves in hand sanitizer and do all the pro-forma things to not be a contagion risk. But at a certain point, when you’re already out in the 'burbs… We’ve been “socially distanced” since White Flight in the 1980s.

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    not sure people will want to go out that much, that oxygen flask is kind of heavy, the mask is annoying and then there’s the heat…

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    The wind is strong enough to mitigate the radioactives dust but not enough to thorn the suit

    The local militia was bombed and we are not expecting raids for a few days

    There is a less contaminated water source a few miles north and I want to check the community there

    WHEN I WAS YUR AGE I WAS STAYIN AT HOME

    I love you mom but I should have sold you to the slave trader

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      I suppose this makes sense if we all lived in Fallout 1.

      Which, by the way, I hope to Holy hell nobody ever, ever, ever has to live in Fallout 1.

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    When I finally had job and money to go out and finally enjoy my life, pandemic happened. But I had saved even MORE money because I stayed home with my parents during those times. However, I’m now too old to go out lol.

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    I know its a meme, but, don’t you still technically have to go outside? I mean, your packages aren’t gonna go inside your house because most delivery people arent gonna actually step inside your house so you still need to touch the outside for the few seconds to grab your things.

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            But also, consider: Sometimes they leave the package like a few steps from your door and you would have to step foot onto the ground outside to retrieve it, especially if its a heavy item or if there’s a few steps of stairs and you can’t just pull a broom stick to flick it closer to your house.

            So conclusion, ths score is:

            Outside – 1 ; You – 0

            Outside always wins xD