Spiders keep the bugs out

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Well that’s because they don’t like you! You’re not well liked in the spider community. You wouldn’t like it if some astroid fell down and destroyed your home, and took away all your food.

      So now spiders don’t invite you to their raves, and Spiderman won’t save you. And he’ll even save J Jonah Jameson. Admittedly begrudgingly so.

        • comador @lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          Oh wow. What did they do to upset the spiders that much?

          My name is Inigo “Bogan” Montoya, the spider…

          You killed my brother, prepare to die…