Love the season but hate that everything is made of out the cheapest plastic. Let’s return to making homemade decorations, like using the bones of billionaires instead of plastic ones.
I like where your head is at but I’m not sure that would eliminate the plastic considering A) everyone is full of microplastics and B) the rich tend to get plastic surgery and have even more.
Well the plastics inside billionaires is that “healthy” kind of plastic. Like the healthy cholesterol in eggs.
Just have to crack a few billionaires in the process.
Also just because we already have some microplastics in us already doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be as preventative as possible. Like people please stop using teflon pots and plastic cutting boards. Bottled drinks and seafood contain some of the highest concentrations of microplastics from food we consume.
Oh right, I need to watch Trick r Treat again
I think if I could hear the jingle it would be separated like:
It’s the most wonderful time
of the year
Just given where the breaks are in the jingle.
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeee
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I still hear it!
I know it’s not about Christmas, but kindly fuck off with Christmas in October even as a reference… God Christmas sucks ass. Invading every other holiday because it’s the most commercialized and profitable for dumbass capitalists…
