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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Guess I'm sleeping on the couch again

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Guess I'm sleeping on the couch again

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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com
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    wait, my investments are down between 2.5-3% from the day before. what’s everybody freaking out about?

    QQQ is still up 20% for the year

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

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        Buy high sell low, that’s my strategy and it’s working great 🤑😎

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          Well, that is the strategy of the average active investor.

          Do not be the average active investor.

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            Index funds baby

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      Options and margin day-traders/gamblers. Single day declines like that on index funds are pretty rare (or used to be), so some people may bet against it thinking it’s a “sure thing,” that they wouldn’t lose too much money if it’s a more normal 0.5% decline. Some trades could cause people to lose all their money (and more) on such declines.

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      i’m 4000% ytd, i can see why people get addicted to this.

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