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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella

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    I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

  • drascus@sh.itjust.works
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    How do you avoid it?.. You are right there.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Ask, and ye shall receive an answer.

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    “Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!”

    • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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      Not me, mines too stink

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    I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.

    Damn fart sniffers.

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      That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

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    Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.

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    In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake

  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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    How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?

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      Crop dusting only

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        I hate Walmart on such an epic level that in the few times I’m forced to go there, I’m disappointed when I can’t crop dust someone in there.

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    This is a screenshot of a news article.

    • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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      This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

      • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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        This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      This is a very astute observation.

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      true

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      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

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    There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.

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    Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      Yes

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      Science says you may be both!

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    Everyone likes their own brand.

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      Yes, but not always.

      I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
      It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.

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        That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.

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      Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”

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        That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”

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        That, plus crap

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    Fart fetishists out here living forever

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      dutch oven themselves.

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      glances at Kissinger and Cheney

      This would explain a lot

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    Finally, some good farting news

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      Big Fart propaganda!!

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    Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.

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      It’s already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven’t Alzheimer’s already!

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      Cursed comment

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