✅ Left hip pocket phone
✅ Right hip pocket keys
✅ Right cargo pocket wallet
✅ Left cargo pocket dog poop bags
✅ Existential dread
But which pocket does the existential dread go in?
The one in my chest.
in the backpack, along with the seven bricks
I do my WICK check.
W - Wallet
I - Information device (phone / mp3 player)
C - Cup (travel mug of coffee)
K - Keys
Then I get to my car and I remember that I forgot something else important so I have to go back.
You forgot the noise canceling headphones !!
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Did I lock the door ?
I must have, I’m pretty sure I remember, but I’m not totally sure…
I mean, write a note on your phone and put the widget with the note on the home screen.
You literally have a magic slab of glass that can multitask, use it lol
Yes, you forgot your knife/multitool.
Why still brings a wallet with them?
