This is a moronic take. Many people have watched Star Wars while sober and seen Chewbacca.
whats sober precious
Oh god, why does it have human eyes?
I’m guessing that both Harrison Fords’ parents had human eyes therefore Harrison got human eyes…
but why the lipstick red dick?
Short answer, despite taking the job, Harrison ford refused to work with a real dog so they replaced it with this weird uncanny pooch
Where did you find this out? Searching for the reason I found just stuff from the production company about it being more ethical and it being too dangerous or difficult to film with a rela dog
When the shrooms wear off and you realize you haven’t been traveling the galaxy with Han Solo.
when the mushrooms wear off
Except it turns out it was Ayahuasca, and then you realize that you still are a smuggler traveling through space (on planet earth) with your non-human friend all along.
Imagine taking millions of dollars for an acting job in a movie where you’re a man who travels with his dog, and you get on set and go “i don’t want to work with a dog” so they have to replace a real dog with cgi garbage
I haven’t found out about any of that. I just saw some ethical (and money) concerns from the production company
And they’re not flying Millennium Falcon but actually driving Ford Ranger Raptor
I guess could have been worse, the Millennium Falcon could have been a Tesla Cybertruck, Han Solo is really Elon Musk, Marjorie Taylor Greene as Chewbacca…I think I will stop here 🥺
Oof.
Oh shit, who did I shoot!?
let the wookie win
Hits, and it’s great.
It’s fine. Space doesnt automatically make everything better, and you can just make a human friend (im told; unconfirmed) whos really hairy and dpeaks a language nobody understands.
I recommend a really tall armenian dude; plenty around, super hairy, isolated language group, all the catch 22 jokes you want, and you wont have to put up with a white guy but also not a well developed local narrative for racism against them.
I will never understand why they didn’t just use a real dog for this film.
