If it was a bear selling that lamp, none of this would have been necessary.
This is honestly so heartwarming. Adult dudes have such a hard time meeting other guys, this actually makes me happy seeing two dudes just meet and say hello
Hey, wanna hang out?
Do you have hotwings?
You’ll have to tell me how hot these wings are.
Agreed
But dude should check in with his wife if he’s just gonna not come home suddenly
Plot twist, he was the kidnapping target and he never returned from that bar
The best deals are worth the risk of dying
a moth wrote this comment
spoken to a wizard, who was polishing their orb
Oh hey, have you guys heard of this thing called “lemmy”? It’s part of the fediverse. You might enjoy the memes!
We have beans, jeans, and no pooping, unless they were all taken away on Taylor Swift’s jet.
I’m sad that that “no pooping” guy never explained himself.
Maybe he was sacrificing his colon for the well-being of the fediverse.
Why didn’t she go with him? Cuz she wasn’t scared and was being lazy.
Bro can’t even text his wife that he isn’t coming straight back home? Wtf?
Do you need to know where your partner is 24/7?! That feels suffocating. These people even have location sharing turned on and she knew he was at Buffalo Wild Wings before she even asked
Checking my location is a less distracting way for my husband to know if I’m safely on my way home than texting or calling me while I’m driving. She might have thought his phone had been stolen because he hadn’t planned on getting wings.
Someone had to stay with the kids
He should just be glad he wasn’t bringing home snails.
It must be so relaxing being a cis, het, white man.
Bait
I’m not sure I’d call it “relaxing,” but It’s definitely easy mode.
Of course, that’s why so many of the losers among us go off the right-wing/incel deep end: if you’re living on easy mode and you still manage to fail, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself. But they can’t handle that either, so they go fucking insane desperately trying to find scapegoats.
Yeah, the pressure to never show emotion, to always be strong and never ask for help, to try not to show the distress at being inherently distrusted because so many people who happen to share the same kind of chromosomes. Totally easy mode.
Just because it’s less stressful than some other demographics doesn’t make it, in any way, easy. Just slightly less difficult.
I wouldn’t even call it less difficult. Just differently difficult.
I’ve tried both, and being Myself is harder than being a man. More rewarding, but way way more effortful.
That’s awfully presumptuous. Maybe Adam over here is getting some dick on the side, you don’t know his life.
