Or “Shit. What do I say or do to let him know that I’m not gay/he’s feeling aren’t reciprocated so that it doesn’t crush him or cause him to destroy the friendship that I have with him and value?”

For people who haven’t watched it: This is barely an exaggeration. At one point he says “it is so tragic to not be able to marry the one you love” in context to the characters of Maximillien and Eugenie, and he does this WHILE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT ALBERT.

“It means I want to devote having a romantic relationship with you for the rest of my life. Do you know what that means?”