I feel personally attacked!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Alright fellas, let’s brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
By god that might just be it!
My wife has one, there’s a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
I wish women were real. They’re so pretty.
I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.
I mean… It’s got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.
That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
Eureka!
It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:
- it’s warm
- gravity isn’t being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you’re over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)
thanks i’m here all week
breasting so boobily
I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.