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Cake day: June 3rd, 2025

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  • Some of my earliest “formative memories” were of getting walloped in the middle of a grocery store aisle, for whining about cereal. My mother said, “pick which one you want”. I thought that meant I could pick something I actually wanted. Apparently not. My choices were shredded wheat or cheerios.

    Everything else in that aisle was a decoy, with a spanking attached to it.