Catoblepas

Oh, you can make a spreadsheet real upset if you refer something to the wrong cell.

He looks real good, for having been a’mouldering in the grave for 70 years!

Same vibe:

I have some BKF for the kitchen sink but didn’t know they made toilet cleaner, thanks for the tip!

Sweet, thanks! Fingers crossed this will be the answer to my shower woes 🤞

Please share, if my water was any harder rocks would come out of the tap.

While writing the exam essay.

The humble purple martin:

One of our hardy ones is a jade plant/money tree (Crassula ovata), absolute trooper, it’s like 12 years old now. Another is a burro’s/donkey tail (Sedum morganianum), and the last is some random cactus I don’t know the identity of that we got as a propagation gift.

We didn’t water our succulents for like 6 months. Not all of them lived, but the survivors are unkillable.

Tired: resume

Wired: salary-walled resume

You can’t eat the cake and still have it.

But if God was all powerful, he could.

I use these from Cornell, you have to sign up to download them but it’s free once you do that. Happy birding and good luck, warblers are tricky, especially in fall!

I actually did this with warbler identification sheets, I feel so called out 😭 At least they’re not hitting Mach 2 I guess, that probably makes them easier to identify.

Does this reset every calendar month rather than tracking the last 30 days? Mine only shows an hour and a half, but today is the 1st.

If I bought a phone that was literally incapable of calling people I don’t know a way to describe that other than fraud.

Fascist bullets don’t bounce off you like a small stone off an elephant? Skill issue.

Me using my phone on the bus after a hard day, knowing I don’t have to pay attention to shit on the road: 😌

Oh yeah, cobra was a nightmare, I was on that for a few months and I think it was something like $500/month? Which was absolutely bonkers in mid 00s dollars. Staying on the insurance while in college without paying for cobra was a perk that my dad’s job offered, so it was cheaper for me to be in college than not if I wanted healthcare.

Anyone else remember before the ACA when it was 18 and some insurances would let you stay on an additional 4 years if you were in college? That was a driving factor in me going to college when I wasn’t ready and burning the fuck out. At least it was a public school and I didn’t have any debt.