This is literally representative of the current state of big box stores in the US, which you can confirm by any of the numerous comments here giving their personal accounts.

Cope harder.

You don’t have to watch TV shows to know this, literally check out any US-centric halloween subreddit or facebook page to see the evidence for yourself.

It’s common sense, and OP’s username checks out.

This but unironically.

MAGA nuts calling inflation a skill issue is wild

*mouse

Fortunately, eggs and toilet paper are expensive as well

Jesus christ, I cannot imagine being a kid in this generation of the US.

No treats or tricks under the MAGA regime. I hope they at least remember how to do a t-shirt ninja. If their parents even let them go outside, that is…

Well then the Midwest shouldn’t have voted for it lol

The sad part is this may be the first time in history that there are enough randomly psychotic and violent people on the loose in the US that this is something parents should suddenly have reasonable fear of.

I’d be less afraid of razorblades and more afraid of my kid getting shot on some hick nazi’s doorstep tbh. MAGA nuts have already gunned down kids on their front lawn for less.

Lmfaoooo

This can’t be real. Someone please confirm?

-(sent from the UK)