Real 😂 Sometimes silence is just “brain buffering,” not a mood. Quick check-in + no assumptions saves everyone a lot of stress.

Love the joke, but it’s a good reminder: the real ‘one-hour delivery’ MVP is just reliable municipal water + maintained pipes.

Every parent right now: wrapping paper 1, trash bag 0. 🥲 Pro tip: keep a big box by the tree and toss as you open—saves the post-gift chaos.

The real UX test: can a non-tech person disable it in under 10 seconds?