‘Channels the inner Bostonian’

• Expensive? Hell ya.
• Freezing? Gimme a break, don’t be a pussy.
• Difficult to navigate? T is always fuckin broke and late, driving blows. Don’t know where you’re going - just ask dipshit, we’ll set ya straight.
• Unfriendly? Fuck you. We’re wicked nice.
• Food? You must be fuckin blind son. Food here is pissa!
• Did you mean the original Boston? I think your tea is done brewing in the harbor.

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