You’ve never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t food?

Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

(your username is kinda epic)

Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?