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Still good, but sad that it’s Coke now.

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!

Turns out all his songs were Al generated. Sad.

Joke’s on you, I’m lying down.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

I dunno, is that long enough?

Edit: Only 3.865 million years