SeductiveTortoise

Could be worse, but I actually was looking forward for work 😅

I used my time to read into some new language features and wanted to try them, but programming with a foggy brain is… suboptimal. And my two favorite colleagues are finally back from paternal leave 💖

I was off this week and today I developed a fewer and a gnarly headache. This gon be good 😐

You gotta invest money to make money or something like that.

Treat yourself, get a full carving set!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

*Including burying those first Americans first.

That’s ridiculous. I think they just wake up from a fever dream of opulence and a superiority complex.

I tried tasting vinegar to check if I still could, but nothing.

I had this twice, the first time was at least 25 years ago.

Her vibrator can as well.

It doesn’t have one 😭

Worthless piece of software!

Sometimes. my. phone. thinks. that. after every word I dictate it, it should add a full stop. Or at least on the first part of the sentence. Only dog knows why.

We don’t have any deals for you, but you could have Black Friday if you wanted. To be honest, you WILL get Black Friday, even if not.

And don’t burn them to a crisp.

Yeah!

You don’t joke about plane facts! Especially not when laminated!

I do like this plane…

And the fuel leakage due to thermal contraction at rest?

I think it’s spreading via plane facts!

Water? Ewwww. Pass