SeductiveTortoise

Yeah!

You don’t joke about plane facts! Especially not when laminated!

I do like this plane…

And the fuel leakage due to thermal contraction at rest?

I think it’s spreading via plane facts!

Water? Ewwww. Pass

Barclay, his dick out on the holodeck.

Kevin doesn’t understand this meme

I went eating at an Italian restaurant in, I don’t know, somewhere in the Highlands, and I haven’t been aware that it was run by Scottish people, including the kitchen. Our trip had many highlights and was really cool all in all, but that food has to be the deepest trench we had to pass through.

I ordered new shoes last week, same size as always of course. They’re at least two sizes too large. WTF?

How about happy?