I used to work with a dude who started showing up to the office in pajamas and just played foosball in the break room all day once he’d accepted another offer and put in his notice

You don’t agree? Go get drunk during your lunch break.

Bold assumption that I wasn’t doing this already.

That car looks comfy as hell ngl

355mL is 12 fl oz in Freedom Units™, and is the most common soda/beer size in the US. Red Bull and other such energy drinks tend to come in a smaller form factor, oddly enough.