I’m calling it now. An episode of South Park that does the Uvalde shooting, but instead of shooting, it’s a gigantic dildo being paraded through classrooms or something. Everything played straight, but no killing, just kids hiding terrified behind tables, and a selfless teacher sacrificing herself when faced with a giant silicone dong, etc.

Ah yes, the Grey Knights approach. Perfect.

Oranges are a traditional treat for Christmas. I reckon with its orange hue, it’s gonna make a killing for Halloween this year!