Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn’t have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it’s not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.
T R U E
L O V E
F L A M E
Is this a copypasta?
All the possible signals = literally just standing there. That tracks.
lol! You had a stroke!?
The first one can also just be a sign of ventriloquism, though.
me trying to sleep
boner
#3, a little fucked up over the whole thing, but I think it’s the right call
When I travel solo, it’s with one shoulder bag I usually just shove under my seat, don’t even need the overhead. I’m instantly ready, but everyone is in my waaaay.
Someone tell him they’re underaged girls and he’ll go…fuck them? I don’t know, I didn’t think the analogy through, but he’s a pedophile.
Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma’s still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.
Done.