This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

When the cat
comes around

There’ll be a paw
with claws
reaching down