ORbituary

The fuck does this even mean?

Agreed. Now dogs, on the other hand… they’re also the best.

Based on what? That’s not how “upstate” is used… like ever. It’s not synonymous with “upstairs.”

There are only degens up there, bud. Watch out.

Agreed. Also, lazy home cats are best cats.

Edgy.

The oregano trail is lined with spicy meat-a-balls.

Whatchu got going for you, pal? Crippling anxiety? Unable to socialize? Helplessly uninspired? The creativity of a mushroom?

Meh.

Oregon Trail.

I flew back from Mexico to Seattle on Friday of last week. Somehow managed to stand up with my bag and walk directly to the front of the plane before any other joker even finished shuffling their asses in their seats. I was able to get to baggage before the conveyor started…

and for all my good luck, I was dealt a cock-slap to the cock: they forgot my luggage in the crew luggage bin on the plane since it was on the heavy side. I waited over an hour for my luggage. They ended up just sending it to my home the next day.

FML.