Run it until it’s cold. You don’t need 5 minutes.

Yeah, the one at the water treatment plant.

As gen x- you open the tap, and you fucking drink. It’s not rocket science.

Well, as a garden hose drinker from back in the day, I’m here to tell you that it was run through a filter. It’s just that that filter was back at the water treatment plant. Same thing with public water fountains, which were everywhere. We’re not that goddamned tough. We weren’t slurping pond water through a straw or something like that.

My first thought. I couldn’t imagine the foot pursuit, but I could imagine opening the amazon trailer hitch shop.