I don’t take them down in nature unless they’re blocking the trail. I twirl them up on a twig and yeet 'em to the side. A face full of 4"-wide banana spider female is just too much.
Didn’t remove one last week because I could duck a little. Guess who forgot to duck on the way back. Take a wild guess.
I got a face full of web recently because I wasn’t paying attention and it was dark. Didn’t get mad, it was my fault, even said I was sorry to the spider who jumped away. But it takes a bit to get over that feeling.
I don’t take them down in nature unless they’re blocking the trail. I twirl them up on a twig and yeet 'em to the side. A face full of 4"-wide banana spider female is just too much.
Didn’t remove one last week because I could duck a little. Guess who forgot to duck on the way back. Take a wild guess.
I got a face full of web recently because I wasn’t paying attention and it was dark. Didn’t get mad, it was my fault, even said I was sorry to the spider who jumped away. But it takes a bit to get over that feeling.
Was it Batman? I hear he’s blind as Ray Charles.
I didn’t know Ray Charles had sonar…
Was it Greg? I bet it was Greg…
again? Fucking greg!
Damn it, Greg!
Greg has those creepy tiny teeth.