Had to take the hitch off my little convertible. That motherfucker is a TRAP! You will never see it that low, never suspect it’s there, then your shin is bleeding out.

Y’all and your AI witch hunt are ridiculous. Just admit that you’re easily fooled, can’t tell the difference.

When I was working a Lowe’s I had loads of princesses rolling through with monster trailers, hauling tons of rock and lumber.

carriage return?

That’s the man actually fighting a war. Hate that he had to wear a suit of any sort. Made me sick seeing him called out on his uniform in the Oval Office.

Wish he could’ve had said, “Join me on the front lines! I have been there! And you called out of work for what again? Bones spurs? Three times? Come with me to Bakhmut brother! Show your bravery to the non-believers!”

I know he’s in no position to do so, but can you fucking imagine?!

Trump has great tailors and I’m not joking! His body is 250+ pounds of toothpaste stuffed into a worn out sack of meat skin. He can’t even stand up straight!

For example; His ridiculous tie length is to cover his fat stomach, sitting or standing. And it works! And he has to manage all that wearing heels. I’ve worn women’s heels, tough work. Most impressive.

I’m like a cross between Zelensky and “Tall”, don’t even have to think about what I wear, looks natural if it fits. And that includes woman’s clothes!

And at the end of the day, I don’t have to hide my sorry cankles or tiny-yet-fat hands. I may be an alcoholic, but I haven’t wrecked my body and heart that bad (so far)!

Can you imagine Trump with off-the-rack clothes, or, heaven forfend, naked?!

(Anyone want a pic of me nearly naked? 😅 Don’t have any ATM. :) CONTENT WARNING: I’m gonna look like Iggy Pop by 70, if I make it that far.)

Me at 5AM: Fuck did he do all night without customers?! That shit still here from 2 days ago?! Motherfucker works 9PM-5AM, still doesn’t do shit.