Leave his ass outside and put some red robes on him. Hes a Santa decoration too! (Or make him a Jack Skellington Sanfa) When the snow thats you can out a Valentines shirt on him, too! Really just the perfect all season decoration.

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    Do these huge home Depot skeletons not come pre-assembled? The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

    Excuse me sir you’ve got your ulna & radius & tibia & fibula & femurs all mixed up

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      The customer has to figure out where every f****** bone belongs?

      Well…

      🎶The finger bone’s connected to the hand bone, The hand bone’s connected to the arm bone, The arm bone’s connected to the shoulder bone, Now shake dem skeleton bones!

      Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around Now shake dem skeleton bones!🎶

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      You know how some bars have the giant jenga where the blocks are like 4x4s, they should have a giant game of Operation. That plugs into a wall outlet.

      Edit: and Hungry Hungry Hippos where the balls are pool balls. I can’t wait to see those fights break out.