This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer…
Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit
Self harm to that brother
I love the bartender warning lmao
I thought those were cat whiskers.
Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer
I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it
still would.
Bros (bartender) before hoes
I don’t want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together
Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces
Without you everything falls apart.
i love insane bitches
I don’t. The freaky sex isn’t worth the hell they’ll put you through.
In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this “vacation in Cancun” because like Cancun it’s fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you’ll quickly realize the problems.
Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I’ve never been to Mexico.
My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.
I can smell this image
My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)
yeah like I’m some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender
I can’t fix her but she can make me worse.
Bartender is obviously just jealous
The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.
Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.
Two dumpsters for the price of one!
That sounds great to me! 😍
Usually i don’t judge and am not religious, but you’re not gonna see heaven
I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦
At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.
