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minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 hours agoThat’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
minus-squareNarauko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoWhich is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.
That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
Which is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.