I still remember how I told this joke once to a friend…
He immediately had to look it up, because for him it sounded to stupid To be true…
Cable management is woke
Patents are such fucking bullshit. Yeah someone “earned” the right to sell that exclusively for 20 years.
Often patents like this are for the manufacturing process or physical construction rather than what the device does, this one appears to be on the construction. Specifically on a new method for making it smaller.
It’s double-female ended so it can be penetrated by two males
But… Why?
I’m so jealous
Never heard of a spitroast?
Anal has never worked well for me 😥
As soon as I get bottom surgery, though - look out, world!
Absolutely fair, I’m in the same boat. Though I’m a lesbian, so the only things going in there would be silicone :3



