Trump has great tailors and I’m not joking! His body is 250+ pounds of toothpaste stuffed into a worn out sack of meat skin. He can’t even stand up straight!
For example; His ridiculous tie length is to cover his fat stomach, sitting or standing. And it works! And he has to manage all that wearing heels. I’ve worn women’s heels, tough work. Most impressive.
And at the end of the day, I don’t have to hide my sorry cankles or tiny-yet-fat hands. I may be an alcoholic, but I haven’t wrecked my body and heart that bad (so far)!
Can you imagine Trump with off-the-rack clothes, or, heaven forfend, naked?!
(Anyone want a pic of me nearly naked? 😅 Don’t have any ATM. :) CONTENT WARNING: I’m gonna look like Iggy Pop by 70, if I make it that far.)
Has trump ever met a tailor? His clothes always fits like shit
Trump has great tailors and I’m not joking! His body is 250+ pounds of toothpaste stuffed into a worn out sack of meat skin. He can’t even stand up straight!
For example; His ridiculous tie length is to cover his fat stomach, sitting or standing. And it works! And he has to manage all that wearing heels. I’ve worn women’s heels, tough work. Most impressive.
I’m like a cross between Zelensky and “Tall”, don’t even have to think about what I wear, looks natural if it fits. And that includes woman’s clothes!
And at the end of the day, I don’t have to hide my sorry cankles or tiny-yet-fat hands. I may be an alcoholic, but I haven’t wrecked my body and heart that bad (so far)!
Can you imagine Trump with off-the-rack clothes, or, heaven forfend, naked?!
(Anyone want a pic of me nearly naked? 😅 Don’t have any ATM. :) CONTENT WARNING: I’m gonna look like Iggy Pop by 70, if I make it that far.)