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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

Well oiled machine

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Well oiled machine

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    The spice must flow!

  • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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    It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]

    I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway

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      I quit coffee and caffeine about ten years ago. Now I can’t get a quality shit. Stay addicted friends.

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        Holy shit eat a vegetable.

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          I eat vegetables. Not much fruit. Too many calories.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Me normally: has one excellent shit first thing every morning

    Me after coffee: yeah its gonna be 3 or 4 trips

    • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      wdym “excellent shit”?

      does shit have quality values now?

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        It most definitely has.

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        Just like… zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.

        I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say

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        I can definitely think of an unpleasant shit, so…yes?

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        An excellent shit would be quick, easy, with a clean wipe.

        The opposite would be explosive, painful, and messy. Hope this helps.

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        Bristol sool scale. I like scale 3 or 4 poops the most.

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      normally i poop every 3 days, but with enough coffee i can poop almost every day

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    What do they put in that stuff!??

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      it’s the strength of coffee. you’re using too much.

      I have a single cup drip maker. I used to put 3-4 spoonfuls in the filter. always shit myself, every day.

      I had to cut back for health reasons, and now I use a single spoonful. no more forceful poops. you get used to losing some richness, but it does come back as you drink more over time.

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