Just like… zero effort, satisfying, wipes clean. A pleasant shit.

I used to be a raging alcoholic so I appreciate it when my body functions normally, what can I say

Me normally: has one excellent shit first thing every morning

Me after coffee: yeah its gonna be 3 or 4 trips

We have fun, its true

I mean, this was just discovering the cheating, not like, chasing them down for vengeance.