The central idea is that human sacrifice is effective and symbolic cannibalism is a sacred thing… but LGBTQ people existing is a crime against nature.

It makes sense if you just never think about it.

OP’s friends be like:

I’m on a Crusade against people that won’t tet me watch TV without being part of a Crusade.

Enough! I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane