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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldWrong person, sorry
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    3 minutes ago

    I’m not sure if I should be labeled as an introvert or not. I just hate small talk and don’t really care to get to know people unless they interest me. Not many people interest me, because I find people just bitch about the same things or the only thing they have to talk about is sports team, weather, or TV thing.

    People who say I’m quiet, just don’t know I hate talking to them. I won’t shut up around the 2-3 people I actually like. I never had a problem throwing myself into social settings or just conversing with strangers. I’m typically the one coordinating people to get together.

    I’m either the less introvert of the introvert group or maybe I’m a sociopath?

    Anyhow I shut down conversations like OP all the damn time, just because I don’t want to talk to that person in particular or I’m in a hurry.


  • MeatPilot@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldWe need to Talk
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    16 hours ago

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

    Crantius Colto
    Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

    Crantius Colto
    So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    You embarrass me, sir!

    Crantius Colto
    Fear not. You are safe here with me.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

    Crantius Colto
    Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    But it is huge! It could take me all night!

    Crantius Colto
    Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.


    Lifts-Her-Tail
    My goodness, that’s quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

    Crantius Colto
    This loaf isn’t ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

    Crantius Colto
    Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?

    Crantius Colto
    Of course.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

    Crantius Colto
    Don’t fret, my delicate flower. I’ll satisfy the mistress’s cravings later.

    Lifts-Her-Tail
    Very well, but I’m afraid my oven isn’t hot enough. It could take hours!

    Crantius Colto
    Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.