I was the same with “La grande bellezza” (The Great Beauty). An Italian art drama movie about an aging journalist and critic. It has a few nudity/sex scenes.
I’ve never finished the movie, because every time I started watching it with a girl, we just ended up making out. It’s a pretentious looking movie at first with lots of beautiful long shots and art, so it’s an easy sell for humanities oriented people.
I was doing the eye thing during the scenes of course. Maybe we ended up having sex each time because they wanted me to stop staring at them.
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And/or some weird legislation that mandates connecting them to your home network. Because you wouldn’t want them to not be able to phone home with the thousands of screenshots so their AI can verify that you are not stealing copyrighted content, right???!