This is why I stopped ordering from wish, I study the tracking like I’m investigating the cartel.

All it means is I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice.

That house is 100% going: “Say whaaaaaaaat!”.

Well this is a new bother for me, you got the commas in the wrong spot.

It should be

Bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, bap… Ringtone.

That’s just forced perspective.

I’m blue

Can’t believe I’ve been fired

It kinda reads like a shitty French accent speaking English.

I got one of those, my mum got me it for Christmas, I’m a Lord, call me Lord Dumbass.

I am forever fucking with my future self by leaving shit for them to do and pissed off at my past self for the shit they left for me to do.