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    Recover the data on it. Burn it with fire. Cry because you saw what it was.

    Ask yourself why there is a school report on an animation studio on the “new” laptop your “stepmothers” mother bought and used towards the end as she lost her senses thinking people were spying on her trying to hide everything from “the them” deleting what ever she thought was spying on her.

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    theatrically turn away from the tracking page and make it feel like you don’t care, it can smell your fear, the same way a printer does, and it’ll then arrive a day after you need it the most

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    Tip: keep refreshing the tracking page every 60 seconds. This makes the parcel travel even faster.

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    If it’s a spinning disk hard drive then do a low level format i.e. do a security write zeros on the whole disk (be sure to delete all partitions first). This will try to write a zero to every single sector, and any bad sectors will be removed from use.

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      I don’t think you need to delete the partitions separately, since it’s just a table at the very beginning of which parts of the disk belong to which partition?

      So if you dd zeroes over everything, the first thing that gets deleted is the partitioning table

      I might be wrong here, or maybe it doesn’t apply to every situation, but that’s how I’ve understood it to work

      Also a tip for OP: don’t write zeroes over it, but random data (dd if=/dev/urandom ...). It’s a bit more secure as it makes it harder to see the size and location of the encrypted data on the disk

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        I’ve found that on some systems and some utility apps, if there are partitions present then doing a zeroing pass only zeros the partition rather than the entire drive itself

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            Correct, it was the built it disk utility app on Mac. I had a giant drive with a few partitions and clicked to do a zero pass and it finished in a half second. Obviously there was no way it completed that fast. I did some empirical testing based on completion time and sure enough it only zeroes a single partition rather than the entire disk

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            Yeah, dd does as told and doesn’t care about your tears about the stupid typo

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    Meditate until you reach the realization that, hdd is useless, all material stuff is useless and you have reached nirvana.

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    This is why I stopped ordering from wish, I study the tracking like I’m investigating the cartel.

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      No kidding, once I was able to exactly follow the route of my laptop shipped from Lenovo (China) on flightradar after a careful study of carrier/parcel number/tracking events time and don’t remember what else. It was literal real time tracking. Don’t even remember how I did it.

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    Start emailing and bombing review sites until you get a photo of it in dispatch