Living a healthy lifestyle must give you superhuman abilities to get a good night’s sleep. Can only speculate since I’ve never been in that situation personally.

neigh, motherfucker

kicks you in head

They have shoe-wear updates though

I live in a student neighbourhood and when we moved here I thought, “Well my partner and I are still in our 30s and don’t have a family; we’ll be up drinking at the same times the students are.”

I was so wrong. GenZ are strange - they don’t go out like we used to, and instead have early morning alarms for the gym. It’s a coinflip whether the alarm will wake them up though, sometimes their 6AM alarm is going for several hours and others you hear them get up.

Could be worse I guess but now I feel bad having my lame middle aged friends back to the flat after the pubs close.