I bought a Sceptre TV as my first big purchase after graduating college and it’s still kicking nearly ten years later. Sure the speakers died a few years ago and several buttons on the remote no longer work, but it sure isn’t spying on me. And the picture quality is honestly not bad for what I paid

Waiting in line to purchase something is entirely different from exiting a plane and I’m disappointed that I have to point that out to you.

The selfish dickheads are the ones who get their panties in a wad when people get off the plane before them

I use that phrase all the time and I’m not a terrible driver. In fact, I rarely drive at all. I work from home and live in a walkable area. So yeah, literally if everyone drove like me, there would be less traffic.

What fucking line? What are you queueing for? Is there a Bruno Mars concert at the other end of the jetway or something?

If I’m ready to get off the plane and there’s room for me to leave me seat, I’m getting off the plane. I’m not waiting to consult with you to make sure it’s “my turn” to enter the fucking airport.