gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square182linkfedilinkarrow-up1773arrow-down127
arrow-up1746arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square182linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up117·1 day agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·23 hours agoThe sandwich: 🌭
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·22 hours agoThat’s a taco.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·20 hours agoTacos are a flatbread sandwich.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·20 hours agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoCube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
minus-squareJayJay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoBoth? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 day agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 hours agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoWhy are we freezing slap chops…
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Based!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Mobius sandwich
Well yeah, time exists.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?