How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
Yup. It’s why I don’t bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don’t care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don’t wanna hear it.)
Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
Me and my nihilism and anti-natalism.
And if a .ml user or equivalent is around, my anti-authoritarianism.
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
Some “opinions” genuinely suck. But I’ve seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.
Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes:
Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?
Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.
I meant: It’s AN opinion.
And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky
Hot dogs are sandwiches
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things Taco is a thing wrapped around another Pizza is a thing on top of another Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
He’s allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
Smoothies are soup.
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
soy vanilla latte
I am vanilla latte
This is the best one.
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
No beaver butts here!
Lasagna is a casserole.
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Really stewy lasagna… Gross! Thanks!
and I cut them diagonally just because that’s not how a sub should be cut
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
But a sub is just a sandwich.
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it’s point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
I don’t like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.
Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!
Skill issue.
Germany wants to know your location.
I’ll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch
I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.
Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.
Which way is horizontal?
The wrong way
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
That’s actually very easy on Lemmy
What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?
Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.
It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.
Your comment is more applicable than you might know.
I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.
Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.
So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.
He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!
It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?
True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.
An excellent song.
The bass slaps!
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Based!!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
Mobius sandwich
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
