Please 🥺
I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3
Oh hey it’s the kitty that can haz cheezburger!
Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr



Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy… How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I’m not wearing a collar.
Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal
dick what
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I’ll wear the ears and tail if you want.
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that’s the thing, i’m not house trained
Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don’t know if this is wise…
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don’t want you to know this but…
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
I have an American. They’re a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly…
It was one time!!
But I was laying there…
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
goals
Second Underground Railroad
You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.
What the fuck did I stumble upon.
EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?
Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me
Too bad I can’t see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.
I’m not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don’t feel like I am one though (like I wouldn’t have a cow fursona)
Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it’s so bad they’d rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.
And you can be as cow as you like!
I’m not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).
I just want to be a cow.
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me














