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minus-square_edge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 hours agoThat’s why she brought her baby. No one is going to kidnap someone with a baby. To much hassle.
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·15 hours agoThat’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
minus-squareNarauko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoWhich is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.
minus-squareecvanalog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 hours agoAlso Zaphod didn’t want to mention it but the baby had a knife.
That’s why she brought her baby. No one is going to kidnap someone with a baby. To much hassle.
That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
Which is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.
Also Zaphod didn’t want to mention it but the baby had a knife.